Why I Blog Under the Name Lily O.

“Why did he use a pseudonym?” “ ‘cause the REAL one wasn’t suitn’ him” I love lilies. The flower, and the name in all of its forms (Lily, Lilly, Lillian, Lillian etc.). You see, my Grandmother’s name was Lily and she was a vibrant storyteller. After she passed, I became slightly obsessed with all things […]

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Cancer

Of all of the vulgarities known to man, there is one that remains supreme. One that should be avoided at all costs.

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Kanye and my Quarter-life Crisis

As I get older, I find myself understanding things that were unclear to me as a child. On That 70’s show, they weren’t just hanging out at a table in the basement being goofy, but smoking marijuana (who knew?). NEXT’s song “Too Close” is about pure filth, not the seemingly innocent song that they performed on […]

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Learning to Mind My Business

I am a work in progress. I eat too many French fries, spend an embarrassing amount of time on the internet, and spend an even more embarrassing amount of time and money on books. However, the main problem I am writing about today is my inability to keep other people’s business out of my mouth. […]

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